It’s crazy to think how every guy out there has a penis. Like your neighbor has a penis. Your teacher has a penis. The cashier at Target has a penis. I have a penis. The world is an amazing place.
My lips taste like bubblegum.
omfg today i had a customer ask how much a dress was bc it had no price so i scanned it and it rang up $2.97 so i was like
and she was like “omg yaasss gawd!!” and then she turned to her husband and was like “omg i sound like laganja”